10. Two massholes standing neck-deep in the ocean in Cape Cod, drinking beer. Guy 1: “Thez shahks heah. Lotsa shahks.” Guy 2: “I’d swim and wouldn’t look back.” Guy 1: Where you gonna go? They can pick their teeth with your elbow.” Guy 2: [...]
I watched 13 movies* in 2010. Here they are, from best to worst. Please note: The rating of these movies are solely based on the opinion of Vicky Kuperman. They are in no way a reflection of the artistry or ability of the 13 filmmakers. If you are curious, I judged these movies in four categories: [...]
“Comedy Ain’t Pretty” a wise woman once said. Why wasn’t I raised to listen to wise women? Alright, the top 5 experience I’ve ever had on stage. Ever. Let’s start with the 5th least painful and get more painful as the list goes on: 5. Within my first 6 months of [...]
What I learned from The Facebook Movie: When dudes don’t get laid, they do awesome things. All those times I said “No” to him, I said “Just you wait” to the world. It applies to women too, doesn’t it? Every time I break up with a boyfriend, I lose 10 pounds, take [...]
On Episode 8 of Season 5 of Mad Men, Megan, Don Draper’s second wife, tells Don that she wants to leave Sterling Cooper Draper Price to go back to her real passion, acting. She offers to give notice and train her replacement. Don responds to her by telling her that she can leave at once and there [...]
I used to have a lot of luck in dating. Back in 2006-2007, I hooked up with so many guys, my friends came up with a great nickname for me: a whore. How I wish I could come close to earning that title again! Alas, I’m 2 months out of a 2-year relationship and my coolness factor has diminished [...]